Well it’s no secret that the political state in our country is almost a complete circus. The things we witness from our so called political leaders leaves wananchi perplexed and pondering where we went wrong. Gruesome and ridiculous scandals left right. If you look closely at some of our waheshimiwas, you’ll see that they unveil some certain qualities or characters that would befit them better in other professional lines or lifestyles. We might be scolding them but it’s probably not their fault. The poor guys most likely just landed in the wrong career like some of us. Put on your joking cap and let’s speculate for a minute.
Governor 001 Hassan Joho. The Ultimate chic magnet. Women go gaga over his cash, swag and his bad boy demeanor. Women want to be with him and men want to be him. Now if this is not Chris Brown then I don’t know who else tallies these traits. If you’ve seen his Instagram, you’ll see that he is a trend setter just like Breezy. He is often spotted wearing world renowned brands like Versace, Dolce & Gabbana and Louis Vuitton. He might as well drop his own clothing line. If he decides to drop a song (I’m wondering why he hasn’t yet) well and good. He already has a fan base (a huge pool of women) so he won’t struggle much.
The flamboyant Nairobi governor honorable Mike Sonko. He has a very high affiliation to the hip hop lifestyle and culture. He has been spotted many times wearing what they call in the hip hop slang “bling bling”. Gold plated watches, chains, and huge rings on his fingers. Anyone with a sharp intuition will see some character resemblance with the famous American rapper Rick Ross. The big boss. And if you think this is just some jibber jabber, you should check out the meeting he once had with the music band Morgan Heritage. The big boss himself dropped a couple of bars that left many of us dumbfounded. His rap mixtape is long overdue.
Now this is another comedian. And I mean it in a literal sense. Governor Lonyangapuo. The name itself is facetious. A natural stand up comedian. Probably giving Kevin Hart a run for his money. Every time he stands up on the podium to give a speech, the crowd is always left roaring with laughter. A good hearty laugh. He has been quite resourceful in the meme industry too. Producing more than 30% of the memes in 2019. The man deserves an Oscar award for that.
If you think you have seen enough drama from the Kardashians, you clearly haven’t met Suba-North MP Millie Odhiambo aka Amilo Geza mrembo wa Suba. Known for her fiery character and loose tongue, she tops the list as one of the entertainers we have in parliament. It’s always a show with her. One time, she removed her panties right in the middle of a parliamentary session, just because she was provoked. Oh my! This is the kind of drama that attracts ratings on TV series. We are still waiting for her to drop a reality or talk show.